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Humorous FAQ's
Key West, Florida USA

(A FAQ is a "frequently asked question." Okay, so these questions aren't asked frequently, but they are actual questions that have been heard passing the lips of at least one bewildered visitor.)

Captain, how many sunset cruises do you do a day?

Do sharks swim in the ocean?

Do you live here or do you fly in every day?

How far apart are the mile markers?

Is that Cuba?

Why didn’t anyone tell me this water was going to be salty?

How far away is the reef? Only six miles? Can you ride your bike there?

Captain, are those islands always there?

How often does the sun set in Key West?

Does that shipwreck go all the way to the bottom?

I dropped my weight belt... how far down do you think it went?

Can you swim under Key West?

Will we see fish at the reef?

Will this boat tip over?

Can you swim in salt water?

Does the water go all the way around the island?

Can you see Cuba from here?

Is the sun going to set tonight?

Which ocean are we in?

Can we get this thing up on one hull?

Is Key West part of the United States?

Do you guys get hit by many hurricanes?

Which side of the boat do I have to be on to see the sunset?

Is it going to rain today?

Is this you’re boat?

How long can flying fish fly… till they run out of breath?

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